![]() universe, being skilled in Tennis, soccer, golf, hockey, and basketball. He’s one of the most athletic characters in the Mario Bros. And if that’s not enough, Waluigi’s legs are so powerful, they can knock out Bowser in seconds flat!īoomstick: That’s Right! Bowser, the super-powered, fire-breathing turtle king, got kicked to the curb by this purple creep in a five-second kicking match! Wiz: And he can bury his opponents into the ground by stomping on them at jackhammer speeds. Despite his scrawny appearance, he’s got some serious power behind those legs! He can run faster and jump higher than even the famous Mario…īoomstick: You know, the guy that was literally named “Jumpman?” That guy. Wiz: Those legs aren’t just for show, Boomstick. Wiz: So the lanky plumber suddenly appears, claims himself Luigi’s rival, and… we don’t really know much else.īoomstick: But what we do know is… the internet f***ing loves him! Apparently he’s the most relatable character in the entire Mario cast! Are most people who play these games anorexic, Dick Dastardly lookin’ circus freaks or what? Wiz, can you explain this?īoomstick: Well, the one thing we know for sure is that he’s got a long-ass pair of legs on him! Maybe that’s why the internet loves him… ![]() What relationship does he have with Wario? Is he his brother? A partner in crime? Why hasn’t he appeared in any Mario or Wario games aside from sports and party titles?īoomstick: Questions that may never be answered… Well, what we do know is that he randomly appeared when Mario’s nasty clone, Wario, needed a doubles partner in a tennis game. ![]() Wiz: In all of Mario’s vast library of games, no one knows where Waluigi came from or even who he is. ![]()
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